How Do I Thank Thee

Let me count the ways

I thank thee for showing me the mall sales;
and discount shops without fail

I thank thee for driving me around;
while my license has never touched ground

I thank thee for reading my blogs;
even if they are silly like frogs

And best of all -- I thank thee for this nifty bag;
now all my stuff fits in a snag.

This is how I thank thee;
in this poem full of glee.

Merci! Gracias!
Ms. Kalidadis!