Commuting Etiquette

The TTC is always the better way for me Mondays to Fridays. I take the bus and the subway to work, thus hobnobbing with all kinds of commuters almost daily. Commuters who seem to have forgotten some basic commuting etiquette.

1) Feeling superior at the bus stop. Use your eyes, yo. I've been braving the cold wind here. Just because you look so cool with your hoodie/cigarette/new clothes does not give you the right to go ahead and stand at the beginning of the line. My toes are freezing because I did not watch the weather news, and I came to this very spot earlier than you did, thus your place is at the end of the line.

2) Feeling reality show contestant at the bus station. A close cousin to etiquette no. 1. Please no jostling, bumping, elbowing everyone else just to get in. The bus is big and we will all fit. If we don't, there is always another one a few minutes after. This is not "The Amazing Race" or "Survivor".

3) On the escalator. Stay on the right when you prefer to enjoy the ride. When you are on the left, please bend the knees and walk up as someone behind you wants to get to their destination faster.

4) The fully loaded backpack. A lot of people who slug those bags behind them don't even care if they hit someone. How can I enjoy my power nap if your backpack keeps hitting my face everytime the subway stops?

5) The seat hogger. Do I have to give you the dagger look so you will give up the seat where you placed your laptop, bag, or the other half of you?

6) Ladies, leave the make-up in your bag and put them on in the privacy of the washroom. We did not take this bus/subway ride to watch you put on mascara, lip liner, or clip your nails. Then after putting on lipstick, you take out gum to chew. Duh, forgot to brush teeth too?

7) Talking too loud on the cellphone. Yes, there are times I feel like eavesdropping on other people's conversation, but then if they talk in their native tongue the conversation becomes no longer interesting but so irritating and boring.

Where have all the manners gone?