Conversations

Heard on the elevator
Guy 1: I love my Starbucks
Guy 2 : I love my Tim Horton's
Guy 1 : Yuck, they taste like melted crayons
Guy 2 : How do you know melted crayons taste that way?

We had just finished dinner at a Japanese restaurant
Friend 1 : That was good, I am so happy.
Friend 2 : Okay, time to pay.
Friend 1 then started checking bill and adding tip.
Friend 1 : I am so satisfied and happy, we should give them a $xx tip.
Friend 2 : Ah, that's too happy.

While we were discussing the upcoming movie The Adjustment Bureau
Hubby : Somebody should make a movie of my life.
Son : Yeah, and the title should be "The Maladjusted"